Reality is my Enemy.: Archive

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That moment when you`re typing your password and...

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The 99th GIF in your folder is your next sexual...

crimsondeath: change—-the—-world: the-earl-phantomhive: touch—-mykeyblade: s00p: together-we-fall: yourawesomenesspreussen: Eeeer… CUM 2 ME YOU SEXY SEXY FICTIONAL MAN i’m surprisingly okay with this. Jack Sparrow? Seems Legit. JACK!!!! Oh my god. :D :D …Yeahhhhh no thanks. Aksjdfdldjsgfghfljdgdh! YES!

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Heart breaking damage from the 2011 earthquake

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When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...

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Reblog If You Appreciate All Your Followers .

if you don’t reblog, you don’t deserve all your followers. I love you guys even though the majority of you never talk to me xD

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Guy friend: Did you see Lady Gaga on the VMAs?
Me: Yeah! When she was dressed like a guy?
Annoying Prep: That was a so weird!
Me: I know! It took me a minute to actually figure out who it was!
Annoying Prep: She's gross.
[In my head: YOU'RE GROSS. FUGLY SLUT.]

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When i'm on my period...

msmichaelis: comebeinshadysworld: i-wasborntobe-me: Realizing I have it; Getting cramps; Someone pisses me off; Someone tells me a joke; I’m sitting in class all; I’m craving food all; My parents tell me to do something; Going to bed; Waking up, and seeing blood in my underwear; Realizing it’s finally over; Realizing It’s coming back in a month; lol this is...

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When I was a kid...

most-awkward-moments: I pretended that tic-tacs were pills/drugs. Or that wafer sticks were cigarettes… Gatorade was vodka/alcohol…. Or that grape juice was red wine… I was just that badass.

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