Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
thedeepestcircleofhell: “Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.” “You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet. “Oi nah fuck off mate” replies...
lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
Me: Go fuck yourself
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
illogical-tribble: iflops: Basic plot of every Star Trek episode: Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so— Spock: *insert sass here* McCoy: *insert more sass here* Kirk: *goes and does the thing* Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around* Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia* Sulu: *sass engaged at warp...
princelypaws: *busts through the wall* i heard someone talking shit about cartoons
djavjr: it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest they do not suspect a thing
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
camisdao: “this project will be done in groups of —”
richardarmitge: she was a girl he was a boy can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
imagineyouricon: Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”